32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
worst night to have a conscience
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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