I can text with my tongue
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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