I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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