Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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