cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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