If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
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