Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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