jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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