Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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