your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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