Nicole vs. Life
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So much Jack, so little girl.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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