marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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