im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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