just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I cut my penus on the lid.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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