what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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