If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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