you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Randomize
