people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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