i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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