Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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