I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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