Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
