Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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