Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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