pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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