seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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