what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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