What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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