You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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