It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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