all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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