I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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