I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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