haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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