so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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