Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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