am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Say something about gay babies.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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