We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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