Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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