That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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