CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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