i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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