I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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