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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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