We're like a lot better than the average bears
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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