They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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