my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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