I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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