I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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