Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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