how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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