There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Randomize
