everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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