Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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