week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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